Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Yo~ so yeap baybee sent me a joke so here is it! quite dirty la lol ..Why Malaysians need to learn English?
One day, Mat Salem from USA arrived at KL International Airport. After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok"). The Mat
Salem wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said no but the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. The lady said "No! No! I want duit! duit! (duit means money in Malay) but the Mat Salem misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. Mat Salem thought that she wanted to have sex with him, so he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (Means pain in Malay), and the Mat Salem thought it was "Suck it! Suck it!" He said "Ok! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck. The lady again screamed "Oh Tuhan!!!(Means oh my god in Malay) which the Mat Salem misunderstood again and he asked "too hard? Ok, I will be gentler a bit my dear!" Mat Salem replied. Suddenly, a security guard walked by, so the lady shouted for help, "Tolong! Tolong!"(Meaning help in Malay) Mat Salem replied," not too long, only 6 inches."
The end~
Rite today went to get our pay first before we go vivo to watch movie. zzz we reached ckark quay, i needed the toilet so i went to the toilet la.. then i really very urgent i see there is one door like nvr lock like that so i push it a lil` and it opened! zzz then i saw one girl down there >.<.Then i faster run lor.. eek! dun talk bout it already haha. We went vivo city. Wanted to watch Enchanted but it was Full House so we watch The Golden Compass instead. dam dam dam but it was nice! haha i love the story. The ppl had demons walking beside them. omg i want a demon also! hha kids one can change form omg! How cool! yea thats bout it bye bye!
stitch said at 10:37 PM